Pomegranate Martinis

You know who I don’t like? Oprah.

I mean, I like that she’s at the top of a field that normally rejects women, African-Americans, and people who have a BMI higher than 18. And I like that she’s made a zillion dollars doing what she loves and chooses to spend a lot of her cash on people who need it more than she does.

But, she also thinks she’s God.

There. I’ve said it. Oprah has a God complex. And much like God, Oprah is everywhere. I’ve had enough. (Of Oprah, not necessarily God.)

However, she does like a damn fine martini. Nancy made Oprah’s Pomegranate martinis for the party and we drank many, many, many of them. They’re beyond delicious.

So maybe, maybe, Oprah is the god of cocktails. (Opracchus?)

Pomegranate Martinis (adapted)
1 1/2 cups pomegranate juice
2 oz. Patron Silver tequila
1 oz. Cointreau liquor
Cup of ice

Shake ingredients in a shaker and put in chilled martini glasses. Put pomegranate fruit into glass as garnish. Serves 2.